since i'm always one who keeps my promise,
and i DID promise chuah i'll put this up :D
this was how things went:

TELEPHONE RINGS.

me: hello.
chuah: hello dory! hahaha i'm alone walking in PS right now.
me: huh how come you're alone?
chuah: oh cause i didn't wanna go there so early, so i'm like walking around.
me: okayy..so how was the outing eh?
chuah: well. _____
(i'll seriously be doing chuah an injustice if i type what he said =P)
me: LOL. totally. like some hot stuff eh. so did you enjoy the 'show'?
chuah: whatever dory. anyway do you happen to know whether there's a cash deposit machine in PS?
me: why!? (totally sensing SMT WRONG already)
chuah: WELL. hahaha. cause just now i went to withdraw money. i wanted to withdraw $20 but i didn't know i press the wrong button, SO, $1000 came out instead.
me: like seriously chuah, how HIMBOTIC can you get lah.
chuah: what loh. it was JUST A MOMENT.
me: right.
chuah: so do you knw where there's a cash deposit machine?
me: WELL you withdrew your money in B1 right? the DBS machines there, sure have cash deposit machine what. -.- (...)
chuah: oh yah. hahaha. okay. anyway i was like making a commotion when the money came out.
and i'm currently feeling very unsafe.
me: OMG lah.i can totally imagine the whole scene lah. fortunately i'm not there. it'll be damn embarrassing, especially when you start making a fuss.
chuah: hahah whatever loh dory.
me: please don't make me remind you what a HIMBO you've become.
...


i don't need another reminder that i'm currently hanging out with someone who's brains have totally detoriated. SERIOUSLY. btw, this is not the worse case scenario, trust me.